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November 6th, 2006

At what point does someone believe that they are more important than the rest of the world? Do the problems, insecurities, and indiscretions of one person deserve precedence over the health, welfare, and sanity of three other people? And since when does the threat of legal action cure all evils; is our society so spineless that we crumble under the empty threats of the big, bad lawyer?

What makes you think that you would be able to keep your problems from the people that live less than 20 feet from you? You are a virus. You poison everything around you and make everyone else miserable. Nobody is impressed that you offer to give blowjobs to people in exchange for them going to a party with you. Sleeping with a different guy every night does not make you popular or cool, it makes you dirty and disgusting. People are not envious of you, they are ashamed of you; ashamed that they were so unlucky as to even meet you. Hiding behind mommy and daddy will only work for so long, and then you will be revealed. People will get to see you for who you are; the facade will be dissolved. I hope that you can live with yourself, because nobody else can live with you, and you will be constantly alone.

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."  -Ezekial 25:17

November 1st, 2006

I have been reiterating the same thing over and over for a while now, The Democrats have no specific vision, their entire campaign is based on bashing republicans. Democrats are VERY quick to tell you what is wrong with the republicans, but won't tell you how they are going to fix it. The best example is, "The war in Iraq is wrong, Americans are dying, and the Republicans don't care. They are at fault for killing Americans. If you vote for us Democrats, we will make sure to take care of the problem in Iraq and not let Americans die."

Fast forward to Monday night. The true colors of the Democrats come out in the immortal words of their "Fearless Leader," the man that the Democrats chose to run for President just 2 years ago, Senator John Kerry. Kerry insulted EVERY single soldier that serves our country currently or has served our country in the past. What he said was, “You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Shame on you John Kerry. You owe every single person in this country an apology, Veterans and Non-Veterans alike.

October 11th, 2006

Well I can't believe that it has been about 1 month since I have updated this thing, but I have been kinda busy with the beginning of school and doing a crap load of work.  

I guess I will start from the last time that I updated. Jamie came down and we had a great time. Jet Sking was awesome in San Diego Bay, followed by a nice nap and then a great evening of Dave Matthews Band at the concert. The concert was amazing. Robert Randolph played for about 45 minutes and wailed on his 13 string sit-down guitar. Dave followed them and played for a solid 2.5 hours followed by a 3-song, 30 minute encore. Apparently Dave said later that it was one of their better concerts in recent memory. We (Bkal, Casey, Jamie, and I) proceeded to fight through the other 20,000 fans to get to our car, just to realize that we were going to have to sit in the parking lot for at least an hour to wait our turn to leave. I thought it was going to be a dull hour spent in the car; a letdown from the amazing concert that was just concluded, but instead, we were treated to one of the most blatant examples of manliness in human history. A man and his, what I would assume to be, Wife, were sitting outside of their Yukon suv smoking cigarettes and drinking beer. There was not another car within 40 feet of this vehicle. Suddenly, she decides to get up, open the trunk up, rearrange items in the trunk, fold down the rear seats, and then hop in and shut the hatch. Her husband, still outside, finished off his cigarette, drained 2 more beers, and then hopped in the back also. Clothes were clearly seen being removed and then the car shook violently for about 30 seconds. The guy climbed back out, drained another beer, and smoked another cigarette. Not only were the 4 of us dying of laughter, but we could see every other car in line to get out had everyone in their cars laughing. It was by far the funniest thing that I had seen in a long time. From now on, all quickies will be known as doing "The Yukon."

 

I have been working a ton at NxGen lately too. We just rolled out a new website which was created by someone other than me. It is really good, but also contains a lot of issues that need to be resolved by me over the next few weeks. The project took WAY longer than it should have, but in the end, the finished product is really high quality. I guess it was a pretty big hit at the IMAPS show that we presented at… Other than that, NxGen is pretty much the same, just fixing small problems as they occur.

 

You should not be surprised that this paragraph is going to talk about work also. This time, though, it is the fun work that I really enjoy. I have been DJing a lot lately (to the tune of about 10 events in the last 12 weeks). I really enjoy doing it because once the party starts and everyone is enjoying themselves, it is a lot of fun, but the preparation, setup, and teardown are a completely and total bitch. Brian’s girlfriend, Casey, has been helping me a few times lately, and she is a really good worker. It is nice because I don’t really have to baby-sit her on projects; I can tell her what to get done and she is able to do it without any supervision. I don’t have any events coming up for about the next 3 weeks, so that will be a welcome break from the weekend grind.

 

Finally, I guess I can put a little about school in here. School is school… I have classes at 0800 on M/W and 0745 on T/TH; that is a bit of a pain in the ass, plus the fact that those 2 classes are extremely boring, but what are you going to do? My Chinese Civ class is a bit interesting, but I have a student in the class named Alex who thinks that he is THE AUTHORITY on China and Chinese History, when in actuality; he is actually completely ignorant and incompetent. The class lets out a collective groan whenever he opens his mouth. Essentially, I am bored out of my mind daily at school, but if that’s what it takes to get the degree, then so be it…

 

1 last thing, my sandals broke today. Time to order some new ones. J

August 24th, 2006

     On my Mazda forums, a member named 'Smearbrick' started a list of annoyances in his life. While I don't have the patience to create a similar list to him, I do agree with a lot of the things that he says, so I am stealing parts of his list to repost here. 'Smearbrick', here is your credit where credit is due. Thanks

Posters ending sentences with the word "smile" after the period. Stop that crap! It's annoying and no one is smiling!

People who use the text messaging abbreviations in their posts. STOP IT! IT'S FREAKING ANNOYING

PEOPLE WHO POST IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

People who do not use punctuation or capital letters

People who use words in their posts like "Holla back" or "Peeps".

People who post ridiculously long guides on "how to" when there are 3 hundred other guides describing how to do the same exact thing.

Stop using cutesy terms for words. EX: Link becomes Linky, Program becomes Proggy. This is not Sesame Street or the Muppet Show. Knock that shit off!

Sharpies will not harm the surface of a disc. Stop asking. These discs are not made out of some organic skin-like material that can't handle a non-toxic marker. Also, discs do not have allergies so this can be ruled out. They are made out of a polycarbonite. They can handle it.

The Unrated Edition. Stop putting out PG-13 crap and put out the movie as it was originally intended not some sanitized, watered-down pile of crap!

People who use the word "loss" instead of "lose" or "loose" instead of "lose".

Men who refuse to cut their ridiculously long hair.

Those half-pants that women wear these days. Are they pants or are they shorts? Looks like a flood is coming.

People who think a faster processor equates to faster web surfing on dialup.

DJ's who takes 6 speakers with them to even the smallest gigs just because it makes thtem look cool. 2 speakers will do just fine, thanks.

Those people at the DMV who take your photo. I don't know about any other state, but the people in the Harrisburg, PA DMV photo center think they are Herb Ritz or something. They get annoyed if someone doesn't wear the right clothes or has odd posture. I guess commonwealth employees need just a little more to bitch about.

Those stupid, cutesy little Powerpoint presentations that people send around that have images of fuzzy animals.

Those awful friendship emails. If you want to truly test a friendship

Women who smoke while pregnant

People who suffer from chronic bronchitis and continue to smoke. Nothing clears up a cough like a good cigarette

People who sue tobacco companies

The Parents Television Council - Since when are the words "loser" and "stupid" profane? Apparently this group of idiots believe they are

People who talk on cell phones while driving

People who are paying for food items with food stamps at the grocery store and are talking on a cell phone

Along the same lines, people begging on the corner in a brand new pair of Air Jordan's

People who, all their lives, never create anything, but have absolutely no problem criticizing other's creations

Anyone who belongs to Oprah's book club

Trekkies, Trekkers, Lord Of The Rings whackos, Star Wars freaks, and any other sci-fi fanatic. *note: This only applies to those whack jobs that show up three days before a premiere and camp out to be the 11th person in line, all while wearing a homemade costume of their favorite character

People who ask for criticism then, when offered, get pissed because you criticized them

Women who complain about men and Men who complain about women

Card players that go "all in" in the first hand of a Texas Hold'em tournament

 

     On to the actual news. Today is Thursday. Bkal and Casey should be arriving back in SD in a matter of hours and Jamie flies in tomorrow morning (I have to get to the airport at 9:00AM, UGH!). This weekend is going to be stellar. JetSking, surfing, Dave Matthews band; life is good. Hopefully I will post when it is all over.

August 20th, 2006

     Today was another day after DJing the night before (translation: drifting in and out of sleep all day). Last night was really good though. Party was supposed to go from 0700 to midnight, but it was going so well, that the Groom decided to extend it for another hour. It was great because I get paid more, but it meant that I didn't get home until almost 0200 this morning. At least Bkal is gone this weekend, so I could basically fall asleep wherever without a problem.

     While I am typing this, I am watching the Yankees-RedSox game, and spent most of the day watching Tiger Woods DOMINATE the PGA Championship, which got me thinking about the percentage of success in professional athletics. In Football, a GREAT season is when a quarterback completes 65% of his passes; 75% in a season makes you one of the greatest ever. Similar is Basketball, where 50% of field goals made in a season is pretty damn good, but 65% makes you a legend. Which leads me to the sports that I watched on TV today. Tiger Woods basically made 60-65 PERFECT shots out of his 68 total shots today. On the low end of the scale, that is 88% success on shots over a 4 day period and you win a major championship. Baseball, however is almost the complete polar opposite of most sports. As a batter, 30% success is considered a really good year, 35% is a STELLAR year, 40% success in a season is a guarantee of immortality in Cooperstown. In our society where everything revolves around success and winning; losing making you a complete failure, it is refreshing to see that America's pastime is rooting for a bunch of guys that fail 70% of the time.

August 14th, 2006

     Wow, it has been a long time since I have updated this thing... Since the last time that I updated, a few things have happened. First, my car has undergone some radical changes. There is now a new leather interior in the car which can be seen here. Additionally, Bkal and I drove up to LA to pick up a new Carbon Fiber hood for the car, which can be seen here. I will probably paint the edges the silver to match the car, but that is yet to be seen. Finally, I bought a set of coilovers to further firm up the suspension of my car...

     Second, and this is returning to the trip to LA for the hood, Bkal and I turned a 120 mile trip into a 4 hour whinefest. Basically on Saturday afternoon, when we were heading back home from LA, the 405s and the 5s were bumper to bumper (without any accidents, I might add) for over 100 miles. During that time, we averaged approximately 25mph and also averaged a complaint every 2.49 seconds. It was by far the worst driving experience I had ever had, and just further reinforces my belief that LA is the armpit of Southern California.

     Other than that, life seems to be the same old ho-hum humdrum day after day. Not much different goes on each day other than me getting up really early to go to work, and then going to be equally as early just to get up the next day. My roomate bags on me for getting to bed so early, but after 9:00 there is nothing to do, because he is constantly on the phone with SWMBO. With school starting soon, things should be shaken up a little.

     Finally, I am getting really excited for the next few weeks. Tomorrow night, we are going to see Deathcab for Cutie and then on the 25th, Jamie flies down from Nor-Cal and she, Bkal, Casey, and I are going to see Dave Matthews Band and Robert Randolph. It should be a GREAT weekend. Hopefully I will have time to update more, but don't count on it.

July 30th, 2006

-  This past weekend on I-10 deep in the heart of Texas, a guy was driving his motorcycle at over 80 MPH.  Then all of a sudden, he pops a wheelie and sustains it while changing lanes.  And wouldn’t you know it, no helmet.  He could have been an accountant, a stunt man, a fisherman, or even a professional athlete.  I think it’s safe to say that he put his career, and quite possibly his life, at risk.  But you won’t be seeing any articles blasting this guy’s reckless behavior.

-  Roethlisberger received $388 of fines and fees for his motorcycle incident.  Because that’s more likely to teach him a lesson than broken facial bones requiring seven hours of surgery

-  NBA officials were blasted for the infamous backcourt violation call in game 5 of the Finals.  It seems they misinterpreted the rule that states, “frontcourt/backcourt status is not attained until a player with the ball has established a positive position in either half during a throw-in in the last 2 minutes of the fourth period and/or any overtime period.”  Like any of us know what the heck that means.  The rule must have been written by a lawyer

-  Mark Cuban was fined $250K for “several acts of misconduct”, according to NBA commissioner David Stern.  But his criticism was primarily about the backcourt violation, which the NBA later admitted was an incorrect call.  So he was fined for pointing out a mistake?  He would have been better off wrecking his motorcycle while not wearing a helmet.  That would have only cost him $388

-  Roethlisberger’s $388 fine would be the equivalent of 25 cents for most people

-  Mark Cuban probably earns $250K in the amount of time it takes to walk to the refrigerator

-  Phil Mickelson can win major after major, but will always be labeled a “choke artist” after a performance like this last weekend at the US Open.  Remember that this criticism often comes from people with a 20+ handicap.  Possibly even the same people that cheered for Kevin Costner in the movie Tin Cup.  You get the point

-  Newly drafted receiver Santonio Holmes was arrested (again) on Monday for assault charges.  Does anyone know what incredible pressure comes from earning millions of dollars to play a sport for a living?  Wait a second, this guy DOES deserve to be criticized

-  When swimming in the ocean, a dolphin’s fin is just as terrifying as a shark’s.  Especially if you’ve watched the movie Open Water 10 times in the past month

-  I haven’t seen a Barry Bonds headline in weeks.  What happened?

Please support the National Sarcasm Society…or don’t.  Like we really need your support.

July 28th, 2006

     The last week or so has been somewhat uneventful, but I do have a few things that I will post up.

     Last Saturday night I DJ'd my first 13th birthday party in a while. Previous to that, I had been doing mostly weddings and proms. The party followed the traditional middle-school party format. The DJ played the new hip hop, rap, and r&b songs that are on the radio, the girls danced with eachother, and the guys stood on the side trying to look cool but in actuality looking like losers. To make matters worse, when I played a slow song, the birthday girl asked a guy to dance and he flat out said No. That is probably the worst thing that you can do to a girl on her birthday; shame on you Douchebag. But, on the other hand, the girl was very happy at the end and so were her parents. All in all it was a good night.

     I also made my first trip to the casino in about 4 months. Bkal and I played 3-6 limit hold-em and we played pretty well. I was up about $35, but then lost 4 straight hands when I had A-K. My last hand when I went all-in was with pocket Q's and lost to a King on the river. I was not too upset as I only lost $60, but I played pretty well.

    My final update for this one is that I am about to get a new interior on my car. Classic Accessories, here in San Diego, is wrapping all of my seats in light grey leather with black seat inserts and red stitching. In exchange for doing my seats, I am building them a website and also helping to promote their company at car shows here in So-Cal and Las Vegas. Speaking of Las Vegas, it is looking like I am going to SEMA this year and going to have my car on display. Should attract a lot of attention. The final thing that I did to my car (to go along with my new interior) is that I made my Automatic Shifter look like it is a manual. I replaced the automatic trim piece with one from a manual and then added a Carbon Fiber weave shiftboot and knob. It looks really good and gives the car just a little extra touch.

July 21st, 2006

     I would like to take this opportunity to address the issues in the Middle East; specifically between Israel and Lebanon. While I never like to see innocent people being killed, I think that Israel is right on the ball in regards to invading Lebanon. In fact, if it would do anything to help Israeli security, I would not oppose a complete thermal destruction of the entire country of Lebanon (yes, that means nuclear weapons). Israel is not fighting this war to gain more land for inhabitance or to crush a stronghold of tyranny, they are fighting for their lives and the Jewish Homeland.

I will give you a little history lesson. In 1967, in response to multiple guerilla attacks, under the cover of darkness, Israeli aircraft flew into Egypt and destroyed the entire Egyptian air force. That was basically the declaration of war against Muslim terrorists. The destruction of the Egyptian air force allowed for the ratio in the air to be 1 Israeli plane to 4 planes from the combined Arab countries. On the ground, it was a completely different story. The Arab countries contributed about 300,000 total ground troops to the invasion of Israel while Israel could only send out 50,000. If my math is correct, and it most certainly is, that is a ratio of 6:1. The war lasted only 6 days (hence the name; the 6 day war) but in that time, Israel marched as far south as Egypt (re-establishing their dominance of the Suez Canal), as far east as Jordan (claiming the west bank), and as far north as Syria and Lebanon (securing the Golan heights). In the end, Israel lost 779 total troops while the combined Arab countries lost over 21,000. When you are fighting for your hatred of Jews, you are not fighting very hard, but when your back is up against the wall and you are fighting for your life, then you can do amazing things. Israel has never been able to stop fighting for their lives and they are finally taking the offensive to help secure the Jewish homeland. Kudos to Israel.

July 19th, 2006

     Well, today was a very good day, sort of. It began early when I was called to come into work at the normal 0800 starting time, instead of my traditional Wednesday start of 1200. That early start turned out to be a very good thing though because today my new computer got delivered. It is very fast and very quiet. 3.8ghz with 1gb of ram and a very nice DVD burner and Video Card. So, going back to my 0800 start, since I am only scheduled for 4 hrs on Wednesdays, it meant that I got to leave at noon and start the config of my new system. I finally finished about 1945 (7:45pm) and am now happily blogging on it. My life is complete; until tomorrow when my computer becomes severely outdated. Peace out.

July 17th, 2006

     I have now owned my Mazda 6 for about 18 months (A year shy of the original release date of the car; the longest owners having had their car for about 30-32 months) and loved almost every minute of it. I have become VERY active in the national mazda 6 club and am a constant figurehead on the website. Having owned the car as long as I have, I have seen many promises of new parts come and go; some being made, most falling into a sea of empty promises and broken hopes. I have read almost every word posted on the site and spoken to many people that are instrumental in getting products to market; I am one of the top 10 authorities on the mazda6 that frequents the mazda6club website. I was once the newbie, not knowing much about the car, although not asking retarted questions. I have come along way, and deserve the respect that most people have for me. I don't claim to deserve the admiration of everyone, nor do I want it, but behind closed doors, even my toughest opponents have asked me for help and guidance on matters involving the aftermarket modification of their cars.

     What has happened, unfortunately, in the last few months is that many people have just purchased their new 2006 mazda 6's and mazdaspeed 6's (yes, I did say unfortunately). What this creates is an influx of new owners who are very excited to learn about their cars and start modifying them; again, this would seem like a very good thing. And it is, to a point. What invariably happens is that they #1, ask questions that have been answered literally dozens of times and then get very defensive and hostile when they are told to search for an answer in the already vast knowledge base. #2, they question every single thing said. "No, for the 4th time, the Metra dash kit will not work on your 2006 mazda. I know that you think that you are the special one that it will work for, but it won't." Or, "It doesn't matter how fast you think your car should go, there is no way to remove the top speed limiter of the car." And finally, #3, they believe that all former car knowledge will magically transfer over. "No, the mazda6 is not a Honda Civic. You cannot just go on ebay and find a bolt-on turbocharger kit." Or, "You cannot just pull some wires and make a car that is designed to be part-time AWD into a car that is full-time AWD."

     Needless to say, it has gotten me very upset. Many people have paid their dues, read their materials, and helped advance the mazda aftermarket community, but with the new crop of owners, it seems that their hard work is taken for granted and they are just expected to provide without any incentive. Without respect, many members have no interest in helping out new members. To just finish off this somewhat long winded rant, there needs to be the same level of respect given in this "online company" as their is at any normal company. Someone who has been registered for a while and regularly contributes useful posts IS your superior. In a normal job you wouldn't insult your superior to his/her face, so don't do it on 6club. In the real world, you would get fired; in the world of 6club, you should have a temp-ban.

July 14th, 2006

     One of my favorite cars since it came out has been the Lexus IS series. First the IS300, now the IS350, and soon the (gasp) IS500!! Here is the story on it.

So you like your IS350 do you? Well, if you thought that was good, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! According to the latest industry buzz, it is looking increasingly likely that Lexus WILL produce a BMW M3 competitor next year. Parent company Toyota has seen not only the ‘halo effect’ that top-of-the-line performance cars have created for other luxury manufacturer’s ranges, but also the ‘bottom line’ effect achieved through increased sales. BMW’s ‘M’ models offer much higher margins, as well as accounting for a growing percentage of total model sales. In truth, this is a model variant that Lexus has to offer to be credible versus its German competitors, so the question is not if but when?

Expected to debut at several North American and European auto shows during 2007, the IS500 should be in showrooms by Fall 2007 as a 2008 model year car. It should arrive just in time to spoil the next M3’s launch party and will be the car Lexus uses to tell BMW, Audi and Mercedes-Benz that it is now playing leap-frog instead of catch-up.

Precise details of the new car are still a closely-guarded secret, but since Lexus Europe has been a little more forthcoming to European journalists on this subject than Lexus USA, we’ve got the inside track on what to expect. Firstly, the IS500 will have Lexus’ all-new 5.0 liter V8 direct injection engine (2UR-FSE). This engine was previewed in the forthcoming LS600h, but will be used in the IS500 without the former’s hybrid components. With a lengthened stroke, it is expected to develop in excess of 400 bhp to put it ahead of both the new M3 and Audi’s red hot RS4. We don’t know whether the IS500 will share the AWD drivetrain of the LS600h, but it’s possible. We suspect that Lexus will prefer to appeal to hard-core audiences and deliver a convincing rear-wheel drive layout.

What is beyond doubt is that the IS500 will combine luxury car credentials with focused sports car handling. Numbers like 0-60 mph in 4.7 seconds and a governed top speed of 155 mph do not tell the whole story. A highly tuned chassis with revised suspension components and firmer damping will ensure gum-on-carpet levels of grip and an enviable degree of ride compliance. The steering will be sharper and more direct. Up-rated brakes, which will include a ceramic disc option, will also be fitted. And while an up-dated VDIM will naturally be included to make the IS500’s power usable and controllable, we expect two settings: ‘ROAD will allow full intervention in all situations, while ‘TRACK’ will retard intervention allowing drift addicts to slide the car around corners. It isn’t clear whether you’ll able to switch VDIM off, but given Lexus’ conservative take on safety, we think this unlikely hence the dual settings. In other words, you’ll be able to do just about anything in this car – except to lose control.

Have cries for a manual gearbox fallen on deaf ears? A 6-speed manual transmission makes sense for the IS500, given that it will be a specialist, almost hand-built premium model. However, this isn’t an option that Lexus expects many owners to choose, because a new semi-automatic box should offer even faster changes. Rumor has it that the same advanced Magneti Marelli unit selected for the Lexus GT500 (and used in Ferrari’s top models) will also feature in the IS500. This highly sophisticated paddle-shift box will allow individual gears to be held until the driver chooses to change up or down, allowing you to relish the wail of the engine. We are reliably informed that the engine delivers effortless power calmly and quietly below 3,000 rpm. Thereafter, variable valve timing produces a Jeckyll and Hyde transformation in engine character. All hell breaks loose and the sound should be enough to curdle the blood of the most hard-bitten vampire.

Prototypes observed testing on Europe’s infamous Nurburgring have achieved lap times close to the magic 8 minute mark and below times set by both current RS4 and M3 models. Partly aided by a sleeker aerodynamic shape, the IS500’s faster performance is attributable to a truly sublime engine and ride and handling optimized with the help of Toyota’s F1 team.

The big unanswered question is what body styles the new IS500 will be offered in. Initially, we expect a 4-door sedan, but since other new IS body styles or are on the horizon, it is reasonable to expect a 2-door coupe version too. As far as the exterior styling is concerned, we have been advised to expect only subtle aerodynamic improvements, not radically changed or overtly aggressive body kits. The car will sit on standard 19” alloys.

Another significant tidbit is that the IS500 should retail at a price close to $60,000, which should undercut both the next M3 and Audi RS4 models by a worthwhile margin. If the price alone doesn’t guarantee the IS500’s success, the fact that Lexus is staking its reputation on making this car as close to dynamic perfection as the laws of physics permit shouldn’t damage its chances of doing well either.

Given Lexus’ tight-lipped approach to releasing new product details, this article is based on analysis of the few facts that are known and well-informed speculation, albeit from well-positioned and reliable industry sources. We’re confident, however, that the IS500 is more than just buzz. Expect the full scoop within 6 months.

 

July 13th, 2006

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

     These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq, and
have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

July 10th, 2006

     I was sent this article by a friend of mine. I personally think that this is a complete mockery of the already oft-mocked Patriot Act. You decide for yourself.

     Working as an office manager in a career services office and hearing the warnings surrounding social networking sites, the mother knew her son could potentially have a problem. The son had created his Facebook.com profile when he was 18. Now 20, he had accumulated a good amount of material—typical college musings and photos—that his friends might enjoy but others might view differently.

The son was beginning a search for an internship, so she asked him to consider limiting access to his profile to just his friends. Understanding the gravity of the situation, he heeded his mother's advice and did so.

Shortly after, he got the call he had been waiting for. A state agency wanted to interview him for an internship. He prepared for the interview and reviewed the types of questions that could be asked. He was ready, as ready as he could be.

But, during the interview, something he was not prepared for happened. The interviewer began asking specific questions about the content on his Facebook.com listing and the situation became very awkward and uncomfortable. The son had thought only those he allowed to access his profile would be able to do so. But, the interviewer explained that as a state agency, recruiters accessed his Facebook account under the auspices of the Patriot Act.

Fortunately the son had previous working relationships with a few members in the office and knew a staff member there. He was offered and accepted the internship. Still, this true story is an example of what can happen in the gray area surrounding public information and how it fits into the practice of information gathering during college recruiting.

So, although listings on social networking web sites are, in fact, public information, are there ethical issues surrounding such a search? NACE's Principles for Professional Conduct Committee is currently addressing this question.

Social networking sites such as Facebook.com or MySpace.com allow people to post profiles of themselves and other materials such as pictures and blogs online. The prevalence of teenagers and young adults who do so is astounding, and the practice has become a cultural phenomenon.

"It's an extension of getting themselves out there and connecting with people they do and don't know," says Alan Goodman, director of career services at The Catholic University of America and a member of NACE's Principles for Professional Conduct Committee. "When I was in high school, we communicated by passing notes in class, or we talked or called each other. That need to connect is ingrained in our culture and it's more prevalent today because it's easy to do so."

According to Facebook.com, the "web site has grown to over 7.5 million people and … ranks as the seventh-most trafficked site in the United States. People with a valid e-mail address from a supported college, high school, or company can register for Facebook and create a profile to share information, photos, and interests with their friends."

But it's not just friends who view these profiles.

"Those Internet environments are marketed heavily as social networks," says Ken Rogers, senior management recruiter at Trader Publishing and a member of the Principles for Professional Conduct Committee. "They tend to disarm users in ways to make them believe that the information they post will just be shared by the user's circle of friends. In fact, they are no different than any other space on the Internet. The reality is it goes beyond the intention. It's public, and there is a false sense of security surrounding these sites perpetuated by the environment itself."

MySpace.com, for instance, invites visitors to "Create a private community on MySpace and you can share photos, journals, and interests with your growing network of mutual friends!" Even though MySpace says in this invitation on it's "About" page that the communities are "private," in a separate area of the site—one titled "Safety Tips"—MySpace warns, "Don't forget that your profile and MySpace forums are public spaces. Don't post anything you wouldn't want the world to know (e.g., your phone number, address, IM screen name, or specific whereabouts). Avoid posting anything that would make it easy for a stranger to find you, such as where you hang out every day after school."

In other words, there are inherent risks involved in posting your personal information for the world to see. Of course, these risks extend far beyond a missed internship or job opportunity. But in the context of a job search, the results of information getting into the hands of those it's not intended to reach can be devastating.

Many students don't understand the ramifications of posting questionable materials; even if it's intended for friends to see, it can be available to anyone with Internet access.

"People derive impressions from them relative to their interaction with them," Goodman notes. "A friend might think what they post is cute or funny. An employer, meanwhile, might think it's arrogant, immature, unprofessional, or any number of negative things. I think the possibility of losing out on a job because of information posted by a student online exists, especially when there's strong competition for a position."

For example, an employer could decide that the finalists for a position look equal, but the information posted on one of their Facebook pages leaves a bad impression, and the employer could decide to eliminate that candidate from consideration.

While he has no data or supporting evidence, Goodman feels that employers in intelligence work, finance, and law enforcement could be more likely to do in-depth background checks on candidates that include "Googling" or searching on social networking sites. Still, he doesn't think such checks are the norm.

"I think employers initially might have been curious to use this as way to find out about people," Goodman notes. "Some of them soberly realized that they don't really need to go there. I would be surprised if lots of organizations have made it a policy to get into students' online profiles as part of the recruiting process."

According to Rogers, students still need to take advantage of every access restriction available to them.

"They need to be diligent about that," he says. "Anyone can register to get access to the site. They can register under false pretenses or under best intentions, but this step gives students a false sense of security in that they believe they are only sharing space with like minds and with people who wouldn't betray them."

Even for students who do take every precaution to post information that can't haunt them in any way, cracks remain.

"Another flaw in the system is if you are in a photo that someone else posts with your name attached to it, you will still come up in a search," says Rosemary Hill, director of engineering career services at The Ohio State University and chairperson of NACE's Principles for Professional Conduct Committee.

But the question remains: Since this is public information freely posted by students, is it unethical for potential employers to search for it and take it into consideration when selecting new hires?

"In my personal opinion, it's a little bit sneaky to do so," Hill says. "On Facebook, for example, users have to have an account with a .edu e-mail from a school to view the information of students from that school. Maybe a recent hire or alum from that institution does have one and can use it to find out more about candidates. That seems like they are circumventing accepted practices to obtain information. Nevertheless, we need to advise students to read the site's privacy or safety tips to avoid inadvertently broadcasting personal information beyond their intended audience."

Goodman also thinks the practice seems sneaky.

"My own opinion is that while you are able to get that information, and you are not violating a student's privacy, doing so feels intrusive even if it isn't illegal or technically unethical," he says. "Think about why students put it out it out there. Did they include it as part of their application process? Even though employers aren't snooping, the feeling is that they are peeking around the corner for something they couldn't get during the interviewing process."

Rogers recommends that recruiters and employers restrict themselves to finding out what's necessary to determine if the candidate can perform the job. Still, for students creating or updating their online profiles, there is only one way to ensure no one has access to potentially damaging information or pictures.

"I have a rule of thumb here," Rogers says. "You shouldn't broadcast or share any information that you wouldn't want to share with your parents or spouse, or that you would be ashamed of should it appear on the front page of the newspaper. Follow that and you can't go wrong."

 

June 30th, 2006

     Well, I am just finally recovering from the whirlwind that was last week. Last Saturday night was the largest wedding that I have ever DJ'd and to top it off I was responsible for the MC (Master of Ceremonies) duties as well; this being the first time I have MC'd a wedding by myself as well. The wedding was approximately 400 people, and since the bride and groom were so young, most of their friends were just a bit older than I am. Needless to say, I was not killed by the patrons and I am still here. It is actually quite the contrary, in that everything went off without a hitch whatsoever. Both the bride and the groom were completely trashed even before they entered the room, so I could have told them to go run into a wall and they would have listened. Anyways, the whirlwind part was that it takes MANY, MANY hours of work to prepare for any wedding, but even more for a wedding like this one. The worst part was that the mother of the groom was making changes up until the VERY last minute. I learned a lot though and am stoked for my next 3 weddings upcoming. Oh yeah, in case you didn't gather it from the last statement, I have 3 upcoming weddings in the next 45 days; which once again is a bit of a truncated time schedule, but I will make due.

     Along with the DJing of weddings, LaJolla DJs (http://www.lajolladjs.com Yes, I know, shameless advertising) is begging to work our way into the Bar/Bat Mitzvah market which is a very lucrative one and also a very busy one. So, hopefully that goes pretty well because I love DJing Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

     My newest little consulting project is for a company called Bangin' or Bustin' and is very similar to the concept of the website Hot or Not, but Bangin' or Bustin' is for the cell phone. The applet is signed up for through a service called SMS.AC. If you want to check it out, their website is http://www.sms.ac and you can sign up for Bangin' or Bustin'.

    Finally, this being the 4th of July weekend, Casey is in town visiting Brian and then Nibo (Nick Biondo) and Don "I Recover Quickly" Shum are driving in tomorrow for the weekend. Should be an interesting weekend of Beer, More Beer, and the Casino. I'll post when its over, if I am still alive...

June 21st, 2006

     I know that it is strange that I have been following it for about 3 weeks, but I am happy to report that Evan (I don't know his last name) got his sidekick back in New York (More specifically, his friend Ivana's). It has been interesting to see the story unfold on his website, http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/, but now it is over and the conclusion was good. I am posting the well written NY Times story below, since their website requires registration. All I have to say is Good Riddance and I hope the girl has learned her lesson.

FROM THE NY TIMES:

Tale of a Lost Cellphone, and Untold Static

Published: June 21, 2006

Dirty Harry had his .44. Sherlock Holmes had his brain. Evan Guttman had his computer, the Web and a few thousand people he had never met. That was enough.

Evan Guttman's quest to find a friend's lost cellphone resulted in the arrest of a 16-year-old.

Three weeks ago, Mr. Guttman went on a quest to retrieve a friend's lost cellphone, a quest that has now ended with the arrest of a 16-year-old on charges of possessing the missing gadget, a Sidekick model with a built-in camera that sells for as much as $350. But before the teenager was arrested, she was humiliated by Mr. Guttman in front of untold thousands of people on the Web, an updated version of the elaborate public shamings common in centuries past.

The tale began when Mr. Guttman's best friend Ivanna left her cellphone in a taxicab, like thousands of others before her. After Ivanna got a new Sidekick, she logged on to her account — and was confronted by pictures of an unfamiliar young woman and her family, along with the young woman's America Online screen name.

The 16-year-old, Sasha Gomez, of Corona, Queens, had been using the Sidekick to take pictures and send instant messages. She apparently did not know that the company that provided the phone's service, T-Mobile, automatically backs up such information on its remote servers. So when Ivanna got back on, there was Sasha.

Using instant messages, Mr. Guttman tracked down Sasha and asked her to return it. "Basically, she told me to get lost," Mr. Guttman recalled. "That was it."

So he set up a no-frills Web page with a brief account of what happened, and posted the pictures of the girl and her family. Within hours of putting up the Web page, Mr. Guttman was fielding hundreds of e-mail messages from those nursing their own bitter memories of a lost cellphone, a BlackBerry or a digital camera that went unreturned.

There were links to the page on Digg and Gizmodo, two popular tech-oriented blogs, which helped drive more and more traffic. Eventually, hundreds of other Web sites posted links to his page. The hundreds of e-mail messages became thousands, from as far away as Africa and Asia. Mr. Guttman tried to answer them all, and barely slept. "A lot of people have been saying, 'I lost my phone, I wish I did this,' " he said.

Some readers also began visiting Sasha's MySpace page and bombarding her and her friends with e-mail messages. Others found her street address in Corona and drove by her family's apartment building, taking videos or shouting out "thief" in front of her neighbors.

Meanwhile, lawyers and police officers sent Mr. Guttman e-mail messages instructing him on the finer points of property law and advice on how to navigate the police bureaucracy. Some readers took to Internet forums, where they exchanged their own stories of lost phones and recalled the time last year when Paris Hilton's Sidekick was hacked, allowing millions of people to view her pictures and personal address book.

The site continued to draw e-mail messages and rack up visitors. When Mr. Guttman's Web server crashed with all of the traffic, several people offered free server space. A reader in Orlando, Fla., recorded a song about the missing Sidekick and posted it on a MySpace page. (Sample lyrics: "Materialistic-kleptomaniac/please just give her her Sidekick back.") Another, Mr. Guttman said, invited him to a party at the Playboy mansion in Los Angeles. Still others located Mr. Guttman's personal site, which is not directly linked to the Sidekick page, and found photographs that he has taken of swimsuit models, some of them seminude. They accused him of an intricate scheme to sell pornography, which he laughed off.

Mr. Guttman also kept exchanging e-mail messages with Sasha and, eventually, her family. Then he heard from her older brother, Luis Pena, who said he was a military policeman and warned Mr. Guttman to let his sister alone.

Mr. Guttman posted the exchange.

Within days, he was contacted by dozens of active and retired soldiers. One said he had gone through basic training with Mr. Pena; several others told Mr. Guttman that making such a threat was a violation of military policy and promised to report Mr. Pena to his superior officers.

Mr. Guttman posted it all.

"I don't want people to be punished," he said last week. "I just want them to give the Sidekick back."

The girl's family was not pleased by the attention, especially the random visitors to their street. Though Sasha and Mr. Pena did not respond to instant messages and e-mail messages, their mother, Ivelisse Gomez, confirmed that her son was serving in the Army and had been in trouble with his superior officers after some of the visitors to Mr. Guttman's Web page called in to complain. She also said that Mr. Guttman's Web site amounted to harassment and said the family might sue him.

"They told him to come pick it up," said Ms. Gomez, speaking in the apartment of her building's superintendent last Thursday. She said she had bought the phone for $50 on a subway platform in Queens and had given it to her daughter. "We said he could have it if he gave the money we paid for it," she added.

Mr. Guttman, however, said that the offer to retrieve the phone was accompanied by a threat of physical injury. So after posting a warning that Sasha had one last chance to return the phone, he accompanied its actual owner, his friend Ivanna, to a Manhattan police station. Ivanna asked that her last name be kept private, as she was about to be married, and, she said, "I don't want to be famous for having lost my Sidekick."

"I was worried, because I had all this information on the phone — all these numbers and e-mails, personal and work," she said. "So I called Evan, because he's really good with computers."

People are not nice," she added, referring to Sasha. "Why?"

Last Thursday, the story of the lost Sidekick began meandering toward a conclusion. The police arrested Sasha and charged her with possession of stolen property in the fifth degree, a misdemeanor. (The police have possession of the Sidekick and plan to return it to Ivanna.) Sasha was released, but was not available to comment. Her mother offered a parting remark.

"I never in my life thought a phone was going to cause me so many problems," Ms. Gomez said.

 

June 15th, 2006

     Well, not too much new to report… I am DJing my first event solo next weekend. It is a very big wedding that I cannot get the people to call me back or return emails. It will be interesting when we are making final changes about 5 minutes before the party starts.

     Today, my boss took me to the Padres game. It was more of an informal catch-up meeting than a day off. Needless to say, the Padres lost, but we did get a lot of things figured out for the next 3-4 months at Nxgen. Right now I am just sitting on the couch watching a baseball game, getting ready to watch game 4 of the NBA finals. Then definitely need to fold the laundry that hasn’t been folded since I did laundry 3 days ago.

     All in all, things are going well. And I kept my promise of updating my blog at least every week.

June 10th, 2006

     So, ya, its been a little while since I posted in the blog. (Just a little while, not like 4 months or anything)

     Well, the first thing that happened is that Brian and I moved into the Promenade. It is now our home. It is kinda strange to be on my own, but I like it. I will post some pictures soon of the place, now that we finally have most (if not all) of the furniture that we will be enjoying (It only took 6 weeks). Funny story about the furniture is that the final pieces to the apt were 2 couches and a TV. Well, you have to be 21 to rent a truck and neither Bkal nor I are 21, so Bkal used his fake ID to rent the truck. It turned out OK, but it could have been VERY, VERY, VERY bad. Needless to say, that is not going to be happening again any time soon.

     Second thing is that I am still working at the same job, but now I am there full time for the summer months. I love it! The company is great, I get to make my own hours, and I am on the cutting edge of technologies that will be coming out in a few years time. I am BY FAR the youngest person there, but that is OK becuase everyone treats me like an equal and respects what I bring to the table. The company is called NxGen Electronics (http://nxgenelect.com) and yes, their website is VERY boring, but I will be working on sprucing that up over the next few weeks/months.

     All in all, life is fantastic. I have my own Apartment, I have a great job and I am in San Diego for the summer. It doesn't get much better than this!!

February 21, 2006

     Yesterday my CPE engine mount came in!!! It is the blue one and has a very solid feel to it. It will be installed later today since I looked at my old one and it is torn completely through. I'll post an edit later with a review. Supposedly it adds a considerable amount of ability to put the power down to the ground.

February 13, 2006

     It's been a while since the last update...

     It has been nice to have a car here on campus. It has basically allowed me to get a job. I am starting on Friday doing Network and Systems administration for a company that produces cell phone chips. Should be a lot of fun and it will be nice to be working for a company that has the money to be able to run a proper computer system.

     Additionally, I have been very active with Colin from 6club working on the customizable fuel computer for the Mazda 6. We have been able to tune the car to deliver a serious increase in power starting from a lower RPM and with less throttle pressure. I will be ordering the customizable system soon also so that I can more seriously tune my car for performance and fuel economy.

January 30, 2006

     Yesterday I was invited by MazdaGremlyn of mazda6club to the AutoX event at Qualcomm Stadium. It was a lot of fun seeing all the miatas out there absolutely destroying the vette's and other muscle cars. I watched Colin (Gremlyn) do his thing, and got to meet a lot of cool people. I was then offered a ride in a Fiero Gt and a Lotus Elise (of course I obliged to both). It was an awesome day and I hope to go out there again.

check here for pics and vids - Http://www.kriegsfeld.com/mazda/autox

January 24, 2006

     Yesterday was "The Drive." Bkal and I set off from 16th street and Camelback at 10:28 Arizona time. Our first stop of the day was in Yuma for gas and nutrition (Panda Express). When I went to fill up my tank, I realized that in the 187 miles from our start to the gas station in Yuma had used 6.22 gallons of gas. Considering that my car is expected to get about 24mpg on the freeway, I was ecstatic. We ate our food, and got back onto the freeway about 45 minutes later. We pulled into my uncle's driveway just over 4 hours and 30 min of driving after we left Phoenix. All in all, it was a good trip, and an easy one too

January 18, 2006

     Today was the 2nd day of the Barrett-Jackson Collector Car Auction and Car Show in Scottsdale. I was hoping the crowds would be light today (which they were) so that I would be able to get some good pics of the collector cars out there. I was pleasantly rewarded with some great pics and VERY light crowds. We were there for about 4 hours, and in that time I took over 350 pictures. Of those, about 300 turned out well, so here they are.

Barrett-Jackson Pics

January 13, 2006

     About a week ago my car was in a photo shoot with Chad for Ride21Modeling. Yes, that modeling at the end at the end means that there was a hood hottie putting her hands (and other more appealing body parts) all over the freshly cleaned car; leaving lots of fingerprints I might add. As of this moment, I have only received the pictures of the car by itself, but the ones with Terry in them are sure to come soon. Without further Adieu, here they are.

Left Front Wheel
Side Shot
Front Angle
Front Angle With Hood
Grille
Wide Angle
Side Shot
A/C Vent
Head Unit
Engine Cover
Tail Light with Reflection
Exhaust

January 13, 2006

     It is interesting that I wrote about Maupin yesterday, as this morning Jarrett made the news again…

     2 Arizona workers (who were displaced by Hurricane Katrina) were fired from their jobs due to what was believed to be discrepensies in their employment records while they lived in New Orleans. It turns out that their records were completely intact, and were therefore offered their jobs back with full back pay and a public apology. They refused the offer saying that they faced too much humiliation when their jobs were terminated.

     Well, guess who took up the cause?? The REV. (I say that with a sneer; since by calling himself the reverend he is thoroughly pissing off all those people who actually earned their titles) JARRETT MAUPIN JR. He is working to help get these women legal representation so that they can sue the state for an honest mistake. He was quoted as saying, “We will work hard to help get these women their jobs back.”

      Jarrett, they were already offered their jobs back, stop making such a big deal about an honest mistake. Jarrett, go get a real job and stop living the high life off of the donations that your racist cohort Al Sharpton receives.

January 12, 2006

     Sorry that I haven’t posted in a while, but it’s be rather dull (news wise) while I’ve been home.

     That said, I have a major topic to write about today. I am upset at myself that I have forgotten about it for this long, but I have since remembered and am ready to voice my opinion. Jarrett Maupin Jr. was running for the city council seat of District 8 in Phoenix. Jarrett (Look up “World’s Biggest Jackass” in the dictionary for a picture; or read about him here, or here, and listen to part of his radioshow here) is trying his damnest to become the next Al Sharpton (Look up “World’s Biggest Racist Since Hitler.”) and was attempting to use this city council seat as his springboard. Jarrett is an 18 year old Brophy flunkout who has been spreading lies about how he perceived that he was being racially discriminated against at Brophy.

     Well, I am happy to report that Jarrett received less than 13% of the vote in the election and was CRUSHED by Mike Johnson’s 73% (also African-American). Kudos to you Jarrett, you host a radio show where you continually try to berate Caucasians and non-black minorities, and receive money from organizations that are a hollow shell for racist rumor mills.

January 1, 2006

     Happy New Year everyone!!!

     My day yesterday started out with a late-afternoon trip to the Mazda Garage to assist in the installation of Tim’s HID headlights. This would be my 3rd install in as many days (2 different cars; I had to do mine 2 times due to stupidity and an unfortunate MAF sensor). Tim got the really slick wiring harness that runs the HID’s off of the battery instead of the car’s stock wires. In the end, I ended up doing the entire install myself, as Tony was helping Bryant install his HELLA racing lights. The install went flawlessly, taking about 90 minutes (in the dark none the less) and encountering no real issues. With the wiring harness, the lights turn on much faster, and it eliminates the 10-15 second warm up procedure.

     At about 8:00 pm, I headed off to Neil Kucera’s house in Moon Valley for a little New Year’s Eve soiree. Immediately, I was invited to participate in an intense game of Beirut (beer pong for those less informed), which my partner Eric and I won with a score of 10-8. A lot of fun was had by all, and then about 10:00 pm Bkal and Matt came by to help party the night away after being shafted by their other “friends.” We built a “baller” Beeryamid with cans, and a smaller one with bottles (can be seen HERE and HERE). At about 1:30 am, Matt and Bkal took off. I went back inside to get my jacket and then ended up helping Neil clean up a bunch of bottles that were on the bar counter. I then got to talking to Katie, who I had been talking to earlier, and we had a very good non-verbal conversation J

    At around 3:30 I finally left and headed home. After turning south on 19th avenue at Thunderbird, I found myself next to a police car, who drove next to me until he turned west at Dunlap. Driving next to a police officer at 3:30 in the morning made me feel a little safer from the douchbags (drunk drivers). I got home and slept until about Noon today. What a night!!

December 22, 2005

     A topic that is very near and dear to my heart is Computer Tech Support. I have been a systems and network admin for going on 5 years, and I love doing it. But, sometimes the question arises, “What would happen if Dr. Seuss offered tech support??” Well, my friends, here is the conversation that would be overheard…

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
and you data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm a poet, your system's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,

then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

 

December 21, 2005

     I’m Home!!! Finals are over, and after a quick but grueling semester, I am home. It will be the best 5 weeks that I have spent in a long time, and I will be able to get a lot of things done that I never had time to do before.

     I really have no plans for the next few weeks, but I am definitely planning on seeing as many friends as possible, and getting as much work done on my car as I can.

December 17, 2005

     So yesterday was a pretty crazy day...

     I woke up at 5:00 Am because my roommate had turned on all the lights. Upon further investigation by myself, also known as telling Ty "Turn the damn lights off," I came to realize that he had the bloody nose from hell. I am talking about Armageddon part 6 with a little SAW2 mixed in. That was the end of my sleeping time, because I was not going back to bed after seeing that.

     After taking my refreshing shower and studying for about 2 hours, it was off to take my math final. Feeling prepared, I walked into the test and took it. I was feeling prepared before the test, and I was feeling raped after it. I am now in the process of praying to God, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, and any other deity for a gigantic curve. So, ended my "real" finals for the semester. I have one left on Monday night...

     Feeling better that evening, I decided to go over to Mike and Daniel's apartment at the Promenade for a little party. I went with other Matt, Yosana, Samantha, Beth, Kelly, and Melissa. The party was a lot of fun, with some Beer Pong, a little music, and some crazy pictures. We arrived at about 9:30, but didn't get home until about 2:30 this morning. We came back with 2 men down (or women for that matter), with Samantha and Kelly spending the night at the apartment. (I'll let you figure out what probably happened with 2 VERY drunk girls spending the night at an apartment owned by 2 guys.)

     As we arrived back on campus, we passed a public safety vehicle near the parking structure with Casey sitting on the curb being talked to. Casey, being Brian's roommate and my former math group member, was the person the person that stole Matt's handle of Capitan Morgan last week. I later came to find out that Casey was transported to DeTox, where he "chilled" until about 10:00 this morning.

     Finally, as I am entering my building, I hear Tyler down the hall screaming. He is speaking (well, not exactly speaking) to the one and only midget Emily on the phone. Her boyfriend was in town from Santa Clara, and decided that it was a good idea to trash the room of the person that Emily had seduced and messed around with. Emily was completely denying it, and is still denying it. She has also alerted public safety that members of my floor have been sending her death threats, which is a complete untruth. Emily has already had 3 expellable violations, but hopefully this is the one that finally gets her "removed" from USD.

     By that time, it was 3:00 in the morning, an almost 24 hour day, and I was ready for bed. At 3:05 I was asleep. Game Over.

December 15, 2005

     Well, finals are in full swing now... I had an Econ final yesterday. The test was scheduled for two hours; I walked out in 22 minutes. Today I began my morning with Archaeology, again scheduled for two hours. This time, I walked out in about 30 minutes, confident that I missed at most 3 questions out of 50. Then, it was on to Computer Science at 11:00. That test was REALLY EASY!! Let me translate that for you; I FAILED MISERABLY!!! So, for now I am 2 for 3 on finals.

     I have my Math final tomorrow morning at 11:00, and I am feeling very good about that one. It should be pretty straightforward.

     In other news, my room got re-arranged today. After looking like a disaster for about 5 hours after the move, it is now beginning to look somewhat normal. (Normal = dirty, just not a disaster like before.) After the re-arrange, our room is not any bigger, but there is shure a lot more room. That's about it for now. I am going to return to my previous activity: Not Studying!!

December 13, 2005

     So, at 12:05 this morning, my room phone rang. My roommate is really sick, to the point where he can't even get out of bed, so he really needs his sleep. On the other end of the phone is the person mentioned in my previous blog post. He would like me to make a run for him. (yeah, that's going to happen). So, I hung up the phone, and a few seconds later the phone rang again. Guess who it was?? Again, the answer was no. Again the phone was hung up, and again it rang. The phone is now sitting on the floor, off the hook. Guess it won't be ringing any more tonight.

     In other news, my roommate and I were listening to the "Party Shuffle" function of Itunes yesterday, and the song Summer Girls by LFO came on. This song contains, no doubt, the best line in a one hit wonder song. "I like the color purple macaroni and cheese."

December 10, 2005

     In San Diego, there is a $260 fine per person in a car if anyone is found to be riding without a seatbelt. In addition, there is a 4 point moving violation given to the driver of that car. It would, therefore, only be logical to take a vehicle that is equipped with 8 seatbelts when 8 people would like to get to some location. Instead, one of the people that is in my circle of friends (the one with the vehicle that seats 8) would not let his vehicle be used for transportation, and instead suggested putting 5 people into a car with 4 seatbelts and 3 people into a car with 2 seatbelts. This person also finds it acceptable to verbally harass individuals for things that those people have done. Brian and I decided to no longer purchase alcohol on his behalf, and the response from this individual was to accuse me of poisoning Brian's thoughts because he verbally assaults me.

    I like to do nice things for people, but it is for reasons like this that I am beginning to believe that people, as a whole, suck. As Brain so eloquently put it, "People need to reciprocate." I am no longer willing to be walked all over without response. Hopefully this individual sees this, because the next time he decides to verbally assault me, he will be arrested for his offense.

December 8, 2005

     This morning I woke up at 5:30 AM just to make sure I had everything in order for my registration of classes. I turned on my computer and found out that USD's internet was down. CRAP!!! So, I had to rely on my proposed schedule from a week ago and go on with registration. After dialing into the EXTREMELY antiquated telephone registration system, I wasted a good 40 minutes of sleeping time to listen to a computer voice read off the times and days of each and every class that I am registering for. Thankfully, my proposed schedule held up, as the classes had not been filled, and I should have a pretty light load this semester.

     Mad props to Jerome for getting the internet working again. So at 8:20 I tried to log into AZMC. No Dice. So I am currently talking to Kyle about the problem with the site and how it is going to get back online soon. What a day, and it is only 8:33 in the morning. GOOD MORNING SAN DIEGO!!!

     It is now 9:30PM and I just got back from the USD basketball game against Point Loma. I'm not going to say how the game went except to say that USD won the game by a score of 104-57. Game Over; have a nice ride home.

December 7, 2005

     Well, I register for classes tomorrow morning at the fun hour of 6:00 AM. I have decided that I do not want to spend my life writing code, and would rather be in the management aspect of the computer business. Therefore, I am re-configuring my path to point me towards a Business Management degree. Adios Dr. Jiang.